I HARDLY STARTED IT.
1 apologized and the other is clearly high out of his mind
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I HARDLY STARTED IT.
1 apologized and the other is clearly high out of his mind
bloody could u not cvompletely tear apart my friens plz
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU NEXT TIME YOU HAVE A MOMENT OR TWO.
sorry i was asleep when u posted this im on skype if u wanna poke me next ure on
(Source: bulgerot)
FOLLOW FOR MORE COMEDIC GENIUS INVOLVING DRACO MALFOY’S HAIRLINE.
OH
OH WAIT IT DOESN’T EXIST I CAN’T MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT.
so far i mostly adore u
(Source: bulgerot)
THERE ARE A HUNDRED AND ONE PROBLEMS.
DRACO MALFOY’S HAIRLINE RAPIDLY MOVING TO THE BACK OF HIS NECK IS ALL OF THEM.
coughs up on nothing
(Source: bulgerot)
the unfortunate limitations of magic
HE EITHER NEEDS A WIG OR A BALD CAP.
#POOR KID.
or he could just shave it off
but srsly y the fuck didnt he just use magic
he had an alright hairline
and then 19 yearsIT IS OKAY. HIS WIFE LOVES HIM ANYWAY AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS-
NO.
I AM JUST KIDDING HE NEEDS TO GROW MORE HAIR.
the unfortunate limitations of magic
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